Hi! How are you?
My name is Xiao Mei
What a feeling... I'll do a Chinese song
Can't forget...
I'm a super model
What is love?
It's a game people play
Why did you do this to me?
Is she better than me?
It's been 5 years
I've been totally devoted to you
Yet you dumped me! That sucks.
What have I done?
What?
Hey!
Yes?
Call it a day!
Wrap it up!
Yes, sir!
You may all go home!
You'll be hearing from us!
The audition is not yet over!
This is not fair!
I have my leading lady
Why waste time?
Just because of her tits?
You're so unprofessional!
I'll file a complaint against you!
Who are you?
I'm the director
I have the final say!
Get lost!
Shame on you, jerk!
What the hell...
Stop! Call security!
Call security!
Let go! You pervert!
I'll file a complaint!
Are you in the shower?
I sure don't mind watching!
Because of lechers like you
Women's talents are buried
What happened?
You failed another audition?
Just shut up!
Thank God for lechers like me
You can still make a living
Dress in style #5 for tomorrow!
I know!
I found this one
from 430 members
She's the perfect match
everything according to your request
You'll be satisfied!
Great!
I'll make the introductions...
Dr. Lin, Miss Wu
Nice to meet you!
Hello!
Please sit down!
I have business to attend to
Please, excuse me!
It's alright!
I'm going!
Yes!
Sorry. I'm late!
Let's be frank...
Even better!
Before I forget, you look gorgeous today
Be careful, he's a coroner
Find out more about cutting people up
Don't be a vamp!
Please!
I still remember
the first time I did an autopsy
My partner was talking to me
I must have used too much force
A piece of flesh flew into his mouth
I didn't tell him
He thought it was his lunch
and swallowed it
Do you ever get bored?
Doctors deal with patients
I handle corpses
No matter how beautiful a woman is
To me, it's just a stiff!
He's a lecher, not a coroner!
Nile, test him!
Ask him the difference between
getting strangled and getting hung by the neck
Shall we bathe together?
I'll join you in a minute!
I'm curious
How can you tell if a dead man was strangled
or if he was hung?
Excellent question, in fact...
It's noisy in here
Let's go somewhere quiet
Shall we?
Sure!
Watch what you're doing!
Shall we go upstairs?
You're crazy!
Don't freak out on your first date!
What are you after?
You must work very hard
go to the room
I'll give you a massage upstairs
I'm warning you!
I'm the director
You do as I tell you
Do you hear me?
What the?
Where are you going, darling?
I'm sorry. I got business to take care of
I'm so sorry!
What's this?
You got here just in time!
He didn't pay for his date!
What did you order that's so expensive?
It's Kobe beef!
Cheque!
We can't count that as entertainment
We'll split it!
Were you jealous?
In your dreams!
I work while you play
That's not fair!
I was screening the candidates
You can't do everything yourself!
Right?
Cut it out!
You still owe me from last month!
Money will ruin our relationship
We're both money suckers
Perfect match!
You look very sexy today
You're not so bad yourself!
But you're not my type!
I prefer your lady look!
Who are you kidding?
We'll get the last payment
Don't screw up again, dickhead!
Bridal gown again!
I'm never in love with the groom
It's just a job
When my ship comes in, I'll marry you!
Here... let's go there!
Just the 2 of us?
Shall I bring your mother?
Alright!
You said we were late!
Just so you'll hurry!
It's Wei Guang!
He can't be still looking for you!
I didn't expect he'd be like this!
What are you doing?
Go take a look!
He became a beggar
Don't you feel guilty?
We didn't take all his fortune!
I've dropped hints
Told him not to take it too seriously
He did it to himself!
Do you even have a heart?
Your fiancé is waiting for you!
Chu Ming is loaded, don't blow it!
Is money that important to you?
Ask yourself!
Is it not?
Wait here!
Have you seen my wife?
Mr. Cai...
Do you remember me?
Who are you?
It's Charlie!
I heard what happened
Don't be so depressed
She's dead!
There are other women out there!
If you need anything
Give me a call
I'll help you out!
Mei Li!
What are you doing?
I saw Mei Li!
I told you she's dead!
It's her!
She's not Mei Li!
She is!
Mei Li is dead!
But...
She's her twin sister!
No, she's Mei Li!
My sister had cancer
That's why she took your money!
She didn't want you to be sad
No! She's still alive!
Please understand!
Otherwise, she won't be happy
Mei Li is not dead!
Go home! Let's go!
Mei Li...
She's still alive!
You look gorgeous!
I can finally marry you!
I need to you sign some papers...
This is the last payment, can you...
Of course...
I need to discuss something...
It's a small problem...with my son
How small?
Frankly...
He's impotent
That's a major problem!
What I mean is...
With today's technology.
it's not a major problem!
I'd like them to have a trial run
They'll get married if he's satisfied
Trial? Are you serious?
Li Wen is a decent girl!
I suspect she's even a virgin!
You're smart
You'll convince her!
If he's happy and they get married
She'll get the family heirloom
If Chu Ming is not satisfied
I'll still pay her $30,000
Heirloom?
The Celestial Star
You're crazy!
I'm not asking you to do it
The important thing is play the part
I'll take care of the rest
Don't be so naive!
This could be foreplay!
It doesn't hurt to try!
You're? I've been waiting!
Sit down!
Give him a massage!
Shall I give you a massage?
Yes!
Let him relax and help him undress
Shall I take off your jacket?
Nice move!
Get him drunk! Hurry!
You're so macho
A true man
Have a drink!
Finish it!
Not bad!
You're perfect for the role
You can even start your own business
You're late!
Wherever you are, just get over here!
Wait!
Be patient!
I need to use the bathroom!
Charlie?
What time is it?
I'm docking your pay!
Don't count! Just go!
Hurry! Get in!
Hurry!
take it off!
Hurry!
Is everything alright?
What took you so long?
She's late
Hurry, baby!
What?
Where were you?
I thought he was impotent!
Make yourselves at home!
Are you tired?
No!
Thanks. Mom!
You've given me birth and happiness
Honestly...
I'm very happy today
I've waited so long for this!
You're my only daughter-in-law
This is the family heirloom
I'm giving it to you!
It belonged to Chu Ming's grandmother
It's called the Celestial Star
It was priceless even back then!
It's yours now!
Thanks!
Darling!
Honey!
The banquet is in 2 hours
Why don't you get some rest?
Sure!
Come on, baby!
Give it to me good!
My son is in the US,
he'll be graduated from college
Right, graduating this year
Oh, how's your son?
Someone to see you Madam
What's the matter?
You are...
Let's have some fun!
Harder!
I want to tell you something
This is good! Harder!
Pervert!
Honey!
Harder!
What happened?
I don't believe this!
that's too much
Li Wen!
how could you do that?
Are you alright?
Get out!
What happened to you?
Where is Li Wen?
What else have they taken?
I already told you
They took the family heirloom
The Celestial Star!
It's worth over US$1 million
I'm asking him
She beguiled my affections
And humiliated me!
I want them arrested!
Thanks!
I don't understand
Why didn't you take the US$200,000?
Those are diamonds, not crystals
That's a good price in the black market
Precisely because it's the black market
The price is way too low!
We're in no hurry!
Let's wait for things to die down
I guarantee we'll get double
It's them!
Get in!
We're being followed!
Is that right?
What?
Sit tight!
Hold on!
Xiao Lin!
Let's go!
Xiao Lin!
Are you alright?
Xiao Lin! Wake up!
Xiao Lin!
Keep this money
for Dou Dou's medical bills
I can't take your money
You must accept this
You don't owe us anything
Before Ling died
I promised her I'll take care of you
I'll get enough money
to pay for Dou Dou's operation!
When are you coming again?
Dou Dou
I don't know
You must take your medication
Yes!
Hurry!
I have to go!
Listen to granny!
I will
Come on!
Be a good girl!
Take care!
We're on the run
There's no time for tender moments like a Korean sitcom.
I'm surprised you have a heart
You worked so hard
because of them?
Who's Ling?
Why are you doing this?
I don't suppose...
you killed her?
Let me guess again...
You stole her guy...
that's why
You're paying back You're talking too much
Just figure out where we're going
I'm leaving!
Where are you going?
We'll split after we sell the stones!
I already told you
The price is not right!
I'm waiting for an oversea buyer
Be patient!
Don't give me excuses!
You know?
You're catching on!
Is it so bad being here with me?
If I knew you're so cheap
I wouldn't have given you the stones
Now I'm cooped up here
You're so naïve without me...
you'd be eaten alive!
You're the only one doing that
Hey
Don't forget
When that producer was trying to rape you
who came to your rescue?
I made enough for you for the past years
I've paid you back more than enough!
It's been over 10 years
You refused to strip or sleep with anyone
You have wasted 30 years on the sideline
You'll never be the lead
Who else will take you in?
Where can you go?
Somewhere no one will bully me
Fine! Go ahead!
Don't come back!
Let's see how you make out!
Are you alright?
It's dangerous here
Come over here!
Come...
Come!
You'll be fine!
Don't cry
Everything is alright
How is he? I have band-aid
Thanks
Don't worry!
You'll be fine
Is he alright?
Does it hurt?
My luggage! Wait!
Wait here! I'll get them back!
Thanks
I'm sorry!
Thank you so much!
Don't mention it!
Can you do me a favor?
We haven't been introduced!
Yang Shu Huai, and you?
Nile
River Nile?
My favorite river
Have you been there?
Spent 2 months there!
What kind of cushy job do you have?
I'm a photographer
for National Geographic
How enviable!
You just haven't seen the down side
Like my legs are numb right now!
Sorry! Please sit down!
Wait!
Thanks!
Actually...
There are only 6 places in the world
where you can see sea turtles lay eggs
This is one of them
Right!
If we haven't met
You may never find this place
That's right!
You may not see it
I think Mama turtle...
doesn't like us
That's alright!
Use your imagination!
Come on!
Close your eyes!
Think...
Right now...
You're on a beautiful beach...
Aren't we already?
Close your eyes!
Imagine...
the sea breeze caressing your face
How comfortable!
Then...
...in the dark
What do you see?
A sea turtle
A gigantic one!
Slowly climbing ashore
Looking for a cozy place
and then...
to have her babies
Sir
Go home and get some rest
You must be exhausted
Right!
Madam is still in the hospital
She needs you
You must brace yourself!
No!
Not until I find them
I will not rest
Sir
They're the reason she's in the hospital
Don't worry!
We'll get them!
Yes!
Get back to work!
Look at this!
What the hell?
You have dandruff!
What?
No way!
But...
I smell happiness!
Making you breakfast makes me happy
Thanks!
Jackie!
Dad wants me to ask you for the rent
Jessie didn't pay you?
I gave her the money!
No...
My sister is so forgetful!
I'm sorry!
That's alright!
I've stalled him for another week
Thanks!
Thanks for keeping me company!
I'm sorry
We didn't get any pictures
Actually...
I shot something more precious
What is it?
I thought you were leaving!
I don't quarrel with money!
Who is he?
I'm Yang Shu Huai
You're in Room 110!
He is...
I'm her...
He's my brother!
Where are your precious pictures?
Here! Take you time!
You take pictures?
He's a professional photographer
Can you take one for me and Jackie?
Sure!
Your brain must be valuable
Why?
It's brand new!
How stupid!
If you use it once in a while
You'll know men are not trustworthy
I know
I never trusted you
How cool!
A photographer like him
is easily the pornographic kind!
I'm not taking any of your bullshit!
Then let's talk business
I have a job for you...
No way!
Nile!
The innkeeper is pressing us for rent
Money doesn't fall from the sky
But it comes from the Celestial Star
I've told you
If we sell it now
We only get 10% of what it's worth
You still want to sell it?
Really?
I'll pester you until you sell
I refuse to coin anyone else!
You want to do that?
Fine! I have all the time in the world
We'll wait and see!
Give me the computer!
I'm using it
What are these? You make money from them?
Do you need a room?
Police!
Have you seen them?
Let me see!
No... I haven't!
I haven't seen them
Look again!
Officer
We haven't seen them before
We have a small inn
And just a few guests
I'll know if they've been around
Damn!
Cops are here!
What?
Hurry! The cops are here!
Get your things!
Come on!
Wait! Leave it! Let's go!
We have information
They showed up around here
If you see them
let us know at once
We will!
This is my card!
Right!
Thanks!
Watch your step!
Who are they?
I don't know! I just met them!
My God!
What?
The car died!
Get out! Hurry!
Grab your things!
Listen...
It's our suspects' car!
Keep on it!
Keep a lookout for any leads.
We must catch them!
Hurry!
Give me a hand!
Hurry!
Are you alright!
I twisted my freaking arm!
They're coming! Can you walk?
Give me a hand...
Come on!
God, have you been gaining weight?
You better get off!
Alright!
Can you walk?
A boat!
Hurry!
This way!
It's Shu Huai!
Shu Huai!
Nile!
Thanks!
What happened?
We're trying out the wilderness
Getting stuck in the worst environment imaginable
And testing our survival skills
Where are we?
This looks familiar!
This is my home!
You can stay for a while!
Come in!
Have a seat!
Do you own a gold mine?
Too much gold is gaudy!
You're either a parvenu
or into something illegal
Richest man in Southeast Asia!
Yang Tian Fu
That's my dad
Are you hungry!
I'll have the butler prepare some food
You're so lucky
You stumbled onto him!
Don't get any ideas!
God is helping us
We didn't have to go looking
Even then...
It's my reward, not yours
I had nothing to do with it
But now that I knew about it
I'll make it my business
Where have you been?
I prefer something fast,
like, my Harley-Davidson
This is stupid!
Let me show you my baby!
Sure!
What?
That's me after gettng a nose job.
And this?
That's you!
Are you sick?
I look so terrible now.
No!
How else can we escape from the cops?
They're in hot pursuit!
At least make me more prettier
Fine!
J Lo if you have US$20,000...
where is the money?
From Yang Shu Huai!
What?
The way he lusts after you
I know he's up to no good
Let's make use of him!
What's wrong with you?
I s this how you repay him?
US$20,000 is nothing to him
Tip of the iceberg!
I won't do it!
Just this once...
Nile!
Yes
I want to show you something
What?
You'll soon find out!
Wait for me!
Was that him?
He's in heat!
All our equipment are shot
Play it by ear!
Originally
My dad wanted to build a golf course
But...
I wanted to preserve nature
So I objected
Must have cost you a fortune!
You really are a nature lover
We must protect our environment
to see something so magical
What are you doing?
Catching fireflies
to see if they can...
light up a room like lanterns
They'll die tomorrow
Just one glamorous night
is worth living for!
Over here!
There's more!
Over here too!
Look!
Can I look?
If you like...
You can come here every night
Fireflies are part of nature
We better let them go!
River Nile
is the river in Egypt
The first time I saw it
I felt my heart pounding so hard
That's what I call
Love at first sight
This river...
is it here
or in Egypt?
This one under the moon!
These are valuable
But hard to carry
Ming Dynasty!
This is too simple!
You said I was a money sucker
Tell me
What's wrong with money?
You won't make much without me
So now I'm the miser
and he's the angel?
You fell for him? Give me that!
Did you fall for him?
That's none of your business!
Don't think so highly of him
There's more to him than what meets the eye
Don't be fooled!
Don't forget he saved us
How can you slander him?
That's too convenient for him to show up just like that, don't you think?
I've gone through his room
Too simple
He's neat!
You what? When?
Not everyone is messy like you!
I have a feeling...
He's an undercover cop
Or maybe... Nile!
Shu Huai Are you ready?
I'll be right there!
Where are you going?
I'm coming with you!
Your friend went out
He took the car
Did he say where? No!
Come!
What?
Are you worried about him?
Can I ask you a personal question?
Charlie...
is he really your brother?
Let go! I won't ruin away!
I miss you!
Help me open the door and get something
Did anyone touch the tank?
I don't know!
Are you mad?
Do you know...
When you look so unhappy
I feel awful
I just want to share your worries
Don't shut me out!
Actually...
You were right
He's not my brother
We're looking for them
Here's the search warrant
Officer!
You're a regular here
They wouldn't dare come around!
Based on our investigation
We have reason to believe that they've used your network service
We must search your premises
starting with the guest rooms
Alright!
Thanks!
Let me see that! Yes...
Yes, Daddy, what's the matter?
What? The cops...they're here!
Shit
I'll show you the way! Hurry!
This way!
They won't find us here!
What have you done?
Never mind that!
I'll show you something!
Xiao Yun!
I love you!
Did you steal the diamonds?
There are things...
I can't tell you
but I trust you
Promise me you won't repeat it?
I promise!
Actually...
I work for Interpol
It's rather complicated
I work for the FBI and the CIA
The Chinese military police
Hong Kong CID
and the Taiwanese SWAT
Promise me that you won't tell on me.
Ok?
My hero!
Still up? Did you miss me?
Where are the diamonds?
What diamond? Cut the crap!
You went to get the Celestial Star
I went shopping
You think I'm stupid?
The cops are sniffing around...
Did you sell the stones?
This bitchy side of you...
don't let him see it!
Don't be mad! How about...
Kiss me and I'll give you the stones!
I'm in no mood for games
But you're in the mood for diamonds!
Half is mine anyway!
If you wish...
You can have my half!
Really?
If I must choose
I'd rather have you!
Consider this our wedding present!
You're crazy!
Then I'll give it to someone else!
I'll take that as a "yes"!
Pack up, we're leaving tomorrow!
Why?
It's not safe here!
Don't be so biased!
Stick with me and you keep the stones
You're really giving it up?
After all...
what's yours will be mine
What game are you playing?
I'm not!
Just want to spice things up!
Do you ever tell the truth?
Put away my present!
Kids! Come to Daddy!
I brought you presents!
This is for you!
Does everyone have a present?
Let's go!
I sponsored these orphans
Come...
Sir!
This Yang Shu Huai is an imposter
The real Yang Shu Huai
died in a car accident last year
Send out his picture
Find out who he is!
Yes, sir!
What a surprise!
You own a zoo
and you sponsored these kids
They are the future!
Besides...
They're so adorable!
I can't bear to see them suffer!
They're very lucky
to have a daddy like you
Please come with me!
Alright!
marry me
If you don't mind
the kids calling you Mommy...
I'm hoping
you'll join our family
Will you marry me?
If you say no
My heart...
will be shattered
And lost
I love you!
Will you marry me?
I wonder why
Charlie wants to be with me
He gave me the precious stones
What shall I do?
Do you love him?
I don't know!
I've known him for over 10 years
Perhaps I can't do without him...
Let's see how rich you are!
Actually...
Love is not measured by time
but your heart!
The first time I saw you
I knew right away
We belong each other
Nile!
Let me take care of you!
I'll be devoted
I can give you happiness
Take your hands off her!
Who the hell are you?
What do you mean?
I've been digging around You don't own this place!
You're not Yang! You're an imposter!
Charlie, what are you talking about?
A playboy wannabe
He ain't got nothing
I told you before
You'll get into trouble without me! One way or another
He's after the Celestial Star
Let's go!
Let go of me!
Nile promised to marry me!
What?
I won't let you hurt him!
Are you alright?
I'm alright But it's alright to hurt me?
No money...
No girl...
It's me!
What happened?
Someone went through my things!
It's still here...
Must be Charlie!
Actually...
I've been thinking
I've known him for so long
For things to come to this
He must feel awful
I want to return the diamonds
Good idea!
You ought to leave him!
But these things are stolen
It's useless to him
How about this...
I'll sell them and give him the money
Let's do that!
Stay with me
and forget about the past
We'll start fresh
and enjoy a simple life
Thanks!
You taught me happiness!
Really?
This is for you!
Thanks!
Wow!
I picked it out myself!
You'll look great in it!
Really?
I'll meet with the buyer now
Do you want me to go with you?
No!
Take care!
Well done! Here's your cheque!
You're a brilliant private investigator
Without using violence
you brought me the stones and the girl
Thanks to your help
I had the house
to complete my act
What will you do to Nile?
Mr. Chu, Nile... I mean Li Wen
is a simple girl
She's been manipulated, be kind to her
Don't worry, I will!
You've done what you're hired to do
You have your money
You should leave!
Police?
I want to report
a coin game in progress
He's after money
I have nothing left!
Hurry!
Keep in touch
Yes...
Yes, boss? Room 1337 Right away!
You work for that son of a bitch!
What have you done to Nile?
You took his stones
But you went for her heart!
She has a husband!
He sent 2 men to her room!
Help me, Shu Huai!
Help me
Shu Huai! Let me go
Your darling Shu Huai works for me
He has returned the Celestial Star
Help! Let me go, you pervert!
Let me go!
Go!
You must look gorgeous in this!
Put it on!
Help! Shu Huai!
Let me go, pervert!
Let go of me! Don't move
Hurry...
Help! Shu Huai!
Help! What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Let me go
Get lost!
Get out!
Get out! Out!
Hurry!
You took my money, how dare you!
When you came to me
You told me you loved her
And you'll be good to her
But you lied!
Don't sound so noble!
You did it for the money!
Excuse me! Yes sir!
We're looking for this woman
Can I see the picture?
Here's the search warrant!
Please wait! Thank you!
I've seen dogs like you
You want money? How much?
Is this enough?
Get her back!
Go!
What are you looking at. Get moving!
I don't want your money!
Anything on your side?
What's the situation?
Hold it!
That way
That way! Up!
Listen, they went upstairs
Stop!
Target is on the move. 12 o'clock.
Freeze
Where did they go?
Shark, go this way! The others follow me
Attention all unit
Let's go up there!
We're not gonna make it this time What are we gonna do?
Don't you worry
I'm right here!
The first time I truly loved someone
Must be retribution!
I know how you feel
But...
Honestly
Don't lose hope in men
Because I will never...
Never ever betray you!
These are my bank accounts
If we split up
Take care of yourself!
Do something meaningful
Take care of Dou Dou
Wait for me!
I'll be back!
Don't move!
Put your hands in the air!
Cuff him
Hurry! Move!
Get him in the car! Yes, sir!
Get in!
2 years later
I work 18 hours a day
I sleep 4 hours
1 hour to eat
Ok.
I don't have the information yet
Talk about something else
Don't you do anything fun in your life?
How about a riddle?
Alright!
What kind of chicken that has no wings?
I don't like him
Miss...
He's a scientist
He got a degree and a green card Give him a chance, will you?
But he's such a freaking dork
I like Jackie!
Jackie is not gonna marry you
This is the only way to get a husband
Don't worry. I'll help you!
Thanks!
It'd be great if Jackie were here!
Why didn't he wait for us?
I don't know!
Maybe he didn't want to see us!
Subtitles: Arigon
Express mail!
Thanks!
Take your time!
Nile
I'm returning you the Celestial Star
Will you consider an early retirement and have a life with me?
You know where to find me
If I don't see you
I'll know the answer... Yours, Charlie